If you need me I will be eating Doritos with unicorn chopsticks and signing bookplates until my arm falls off. If you’re thinking “Jessica… why the unicorn chopsticks?” I’m so glad you asked — I don’t want to RUIN EVERYTHING and get Dorito dust on these signatures, and ya girl is in need of a snickety snack. Don’t judge me! LTKselfcare LTKmomlife LTKstorytime

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